Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Gov. Huckabee stand on Israel.

"The question shouldn't be 'Do Arabs have a right to live in Jewish territory,'" said Gov. (Mike) Huckabee, "but, 'Do Jews have a right to live in Jewish territory?'"

"To say that Jews can't live in Jerusalem is the equivalent of telling the Boston Red Sox they can't play in Fenway Park. Obviously, that would never go over very well on Beacon Hill." -Arutz Sheva 8.19.08

Sunday, August 17, 2008

It's a Mouthful

Tonight is one for the books. I just took four pills. All doctor prescribed medication, of course.
I hate taking medicine. My body hates ingesting medicine. I think that is the worst part about this whole thing. I looked at the pills in my hand. They were all different shapes and colors and sizes, and I felt like my dad, who takes about 30 different medications. Or my grandfather, who used to put all of his medicine in a little paper bathroom cup and swallow them all at the same time. He must have been swallowing at least 12 pills at a time. I know there is a big difference between 4 and 12, but I'm a little bummed right now all the same. I really hate the thought of knowing I'm going to have to take this shit for the rest of my life.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Soap Logs??

The most disgusting thing I've heard of today is a Patchoulli soap log. They are these big bricks of yucky smelling soap. I don't understand it myself. Why bother washing yourself if you are just going to make yourself smell like dirt and B.O. again?

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Crocs

I don't understand the appeal. Yeah yeah I know. They are really comfortable. But they are soooooo ugly. I saw them before most people did when the company was first pimping them out at the apparel trade show called Magic that I go to in Vegas twice a year. I was there with my cousin and the two of us could not believe ours eyes when we saw them. They are smelly rubber shoes that look like something a smurf pooped out.

Have some respect for yourself. If you have to wear unattractive shoes for comfort, then go for flip-flops. They at least don't look like your feet are being eaten by a parasitic fungus monster.