Dear Crazy Lady,
I am so happy you want to shop in my store. I am also happy you are trying to amuse me with your adorable sweatshirt with the ice cream cone patches all over it. Oh, and the big colored buttons sewn on? Really make the whole look. And so far, whatever conversation you are loudly having with yourself is fairly funny.
The only thing I ask ma'am, is that you clean the poo from your pants before you come in the next time. The smell is burning my eyes.
Oh, and there is one more thing. I'm OK with your mini-backpack. I really am. It's your Denim Fanny Pack I take issue with. It is personally offending me.
Thank You!
Signed,
Someone Who Knows She Is Shallow, And Does Not Care If It Makes Her A Bad Person.
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