Mass Murder In Skokie, IL

I might be on the run soon. Because I might be killing everyone who works in the bridal store I ordered my dress from. I ordered my dress almost three months ago. It was supposed to take 8 weeks to get here. We paid for a double rush so it would get here MAY 1st. Um yeah. I don't know if anyone is aware, May 1st passed 15 days ago. And guess what? My dress won't be in until tomorrow. Which means tomorrow morning I will be waiting at their doors when they open. Because I already know there will be a lot of alterations to be done. Because that is how we ordered it. We figured there were certain nips and tucks that would be easier to do while it was on my body. But now, we barely have time to do it. I'm getting married in a little over two weeks. And the lady at the store had the NERVE to tell me it will be cutting it close, like it was my fault. I snapped on her and told her that was completely their fault. I love my dress. I really really love my dress. But I loved a bunch of dresses I tried on at other stores too. Yes, I think this one is absolutely perfect for me. But so what? I never would have ordered it if there was a chance it wouldn't be finished on time! Hello! I would rather have a slightly less than perfect dress then no dress at all! So if I want my dress to be done on time, I have to go to the store every single day till the wedding for fittings. If it isn't done on the Thursday before the wedding there is going to be serious bloodshed. Oh, and the reason it didn't get here on May 1st? Because it is coming from China, and there are two to three weeks of customs. I need to point out that none of this was told to us. I'm so pissed. This is severely working against my "no more stressing" policy.