Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Crocs

I don't understand the appeal. Yeah yeah I know. They are really comfortable. But they are soooooo ugly. I saw them before most people did when the company was first pimping them out at the apparel trade show called Magic that I go to in Vegas twice a year. I was there with my cousin and the two of us could not believe ours eyes when we saw them. They are smelly rubber shoes that look like something a smurf pooped out.

Have some respect for yourself. If you have to wear unattractive shoes for comfort, then go for flip-flops. They at least don't look like your feet are being eaten by a parasitic fungus monster.

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