I still hate my customers # 284,757,300

So this lady was just in. She is a regular, and is always asking me the strangest questions. She is also the type of shopper who assumes that if something doesn't fit, then it is made wrong. She had on a top in the x-small and it looked great. Then she tried it on in the small, and it was too big. Instead of saying to herself, "hm, the x-small fit me perfectly, so obviously a bigger size will be bigger, and therefore too big on me." she says to me, "Look at how big this is on me! There must be something wrong with it!" ?? ?? ?? what?? ?? ?? So I smile and said, "It is pretty big on you. Good thing the x-small looked so good on you." But inside my head I was explaining to her why she is an idiot.